XENOPHILIA (The Band)

Do Stuff

Bored? Here's stuff you can do.

Our virtual corn maze "I was really bored at work today, so I went in the maze....it was too scary for me, so I quit." - a visitor
The Fly Guide. See what's going on in Sacramento, CA area entertainment.

Try fire dancing, see the photos. Pretty cool. I mean hot.
Write poetry on the nude backs of sunbathers with colorful sand?!

Games

Never forget the whole thing is a game.

Yahoogames. Play games with people from all over the world right now! Chess, checkers and much more. Rated G

Humor

Only a few things really make me laugh.

Some jokes that got me.
The "I Can't Believe It's Not Comedy" comedy troupe made me laugh.

Xeno was once a character on South Park. The Comic Press News is good political humor.

Short Bus Magazine has some funny articles.
Monty Python is classic funny.

Steven Wright: one of the only funny people.

Stories

We all like a good story, don't we?

Gilgamesh: This ancient story may surprise you.
Amy Anne's excellent true ghost story.

Ever see houses with airplane garages?
A book called Xenophilia by artist Robin Sathoff.

Xeno's Chupabacra article is a great true story.

Is there really a lost Harry Potter Novel?

Visuals

See with your eyes, not with your hands

Google Image Search Find pictures of almost anything.
Live web cams from all over the world, including beaches, girls, etc.

Xeno's TFO friends at the insurmountable Mr. Lobo's Cinema Insomnia site.
I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He used a dotted line.

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